i know about sex.

Orang yang bertanya dikala dia tidak tahu, adalah bodoh ketika dia bertanya...tetapi orang yang tidak bertanya itu, akan bodoh buat selama-lamanya... - http://www.oocities.org


assalamualaikum :)


          sex? what is sex? do you know what is sex? honestly , when i am in standard one , i have no clue what is sex , asking my friend at the school about sex, they also don't know what is sex is.. i feel so dumb at that time.. until one day , i try to ask my beloved father about the meaning of sex..

adek: abah! baba! sex tu bende? 
baba: (angkat kening tinggi-tinggi , pstu buat muka blank)
adek: la baba , cepatla 
baba: ye la , ye la baba jawab
adek: yippi , adek sayang baba so much
baba: sex tu bende yg laki dan pompuan yg dh kawen boleh buat utk dptkn baby comel
adek: ??? x paham la baba... adek baru drjah satu
baba: (dlm hti-mcm mane la nk bagi anak aku paham ni) , okey mcm ni.. sex tu mcm mesin vending kt skolah adek tu.. adek kene masukkan duit baru dpt air kn..
adek: ye , betol
baba: so , mesin vending tu mcm mama , kene masukkan duit baru dpt adek...
adek: okey , dh phm... tapi baba
baba: apa lagi adek , cakap dah paham
adek: memang la dh paham tapi mcm mana adek nk tulis kt borang ni? , baba terang panjang sangat la.. cuba tengok ni baba..

lalu adek serahkan kat baba buku latihan yang ada tulis ,
name:..................
class:...................
sex:......................
ambition:.............
teacher:...............

          so that is the story... i am glad to share the story.. Alhamdulillah , until now i did not face any difficulty to complete the ' sex:... ' column... Some advice to parents out there, always try to answer all of your children questions as they are new to this daebak world... 


Make a big smile!
Hasta la Vista 



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Thursday, 29 November 2012



surat buat bini-biniku.
assalamualaikum :)


          Surat ini khas ditujukan buat bini-biniku yang ku tinggalkan buat seketika. Buat pengetahuan sayang sekalian , pada ketika ini abang sedang berusaha mendalami ilmu duniawi dan ukhrawi sebagai bekalan pada masa hadapan.

          Buat biniku , Bahasa Melayu. Maafkan abang kerana abang alpa sebelum ini untuk membaca luahan hati sayang dalam Renyah dan Harga Remaja. Surat-surat mu dalam bentuk laporan atau cereka mahupun ringkasan akan abang dalami. Anak-anak kita , tatabahasa dan peribahasa akan abang dekati selepas ini. Izinkan abang untuk mengetuk pintu hatimu dengan Kamus Dewan dan Buku Rujukan.

          To my beloved wife , English. Firstly , i want to apologize with full of my heart as i never try to understand your love words in your poems and short stories before. Now , i promise to you that i will understand your love letter , Catch Us If You  Can. I also promise to improve my vocabulary and grammar in order to write a good love composition r summary for you in the future.

          Buat isteriku Sejarah , sesungguhnya abang paling banyak meminggirkan sayang hinggakan peratus cinta kita hanya tinggal 50%. Abang aan cuba selepas ini untuk menerokai fakta-fakta kehidupanmu agar ikatan cinta kita dapat kekal selama-lamanya dan supaya abang akan merasakan bahawa sayang sentiasa di sisi abang selalu.

          Buat isteriku Pendidikan Islam , sesungguhnya alunan merdu ayat suci alquran dan hadismu akan cuba abang fahami , ingati , dan amalkan. Ajaranmu dalam membentuk akidah , ibadah , dan akhlak abang akan abang ingati dan amalkan aga abang mampu menjadi seorang muslim yang baik. Cerita-cerita sahabat nabi dan tokoh islam akan abang jadikan iktibar buat abang meneruskan kehidupan. Warkah cintamu dalam tulisna jawi akan cuba abang fahami dan balas dalam tulisn jawi.

         Tidak dilupakan buat isteriku , Matematik Moden. Ujian hebat telah melanda cinta kita sehinggan peratus cinta kita menurun dari 100% kepada 66%. Ini mungkin salah abang sendiri. Namun abang pinta agar kuasa cinta kita sama luas dengan luas sfera. 

          Buat isteriku Matematik Tambahan. Sesungguhnya perjalanan cinta kita amat sukar dan memeritkan. pelbagai ujian telah melanda. Abang harap agar sayang terus mempercayai cinta abang kepada sayang sebagaimana rumus ax2+bx+c, jawapannya tetap kosong. Masalah yang kita hadapi cubalah diatasi menggunakan solution of triangles.

          Warkah ini diteruskan buat isteriku Fizik. Abang tahu momentum cinta kita amat kuat namun semakin berkurangan kerana abang tidak cuba untuk memahami sayang. insyaallah pada taon hadapan gelombang bunyi , cahaya , elektromagnet cinta kita dapat dipancarkan agar litar siri dan selari cinta kita dapat terus berfungsi.

          Buat isteriku Kimia , sesungguhnya cinta kita cinta pandang pertama. Atom-atom cinta kita mulai terikat dengan ikatan ionik yang cukup kuat dari hari ke hari. Namun mungkin salah percaturan dalam elektrolisis larutan akueus cinta kita tidak mampu menghasilkan kuasa cinta yang teguh.

          Pesan abang buat isteri abang yang bongsu , Lukisan Kejuruteraan. Cinta kita yang serumit additional view akan cuba abang pertahankan. Masih banyak yang cuba abang fahami tantang sayang contohnya lukisan perspektif sayang yang sukar difahami. Bimbinglah abang pada masa hadapan agar cinta kita terus selari , sejajar , dan berserenjang.

          Warkah ini ditutup rapi dengan pesanan buat jandaku Biologi dan Teknologi Kejuruteraan. Ikatn cinta kita hanya mampu bertahan di tengah jalan.Mungkin kerana mitokondrion x mampu lagi menjana tenaga cinta kita ataupun kuasa cinta kita yang diempang empanagn hidroelektrik telah mengalir ke laut melalui alur limpah. Pesan abang , carilah suami yang lebih baik dari abang pada masa hadapan.

Sekian , terima kasih...

Yang Benar ,
calon SPM 2013

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Wednesday, 28 November 2012



kahwin dengan menantu pilihan.

I don't know how you do what you do
I'm so in love with you
It just keeps getting better

I want to spend the rest of my life,

with you by my side
Forever and ever

( amazed by LONESTAR )


assalamualaikum :-)

panggil aku IDHAM atau lebih tepat lagi en.IDHAM. Kenapa ? sebab aku dah kawin. Terkejut ? biasa la kawan , hidop ni penuh dengan kejutan. Sebenarnya aku pon x sangka aku akan berkahwin secepat ni . Sume ni berlaku dengan tiba2. Mungkin inilah perancangan Tuhan buat aku. 

( tempat aku buang peluh nk dptkan ijazah )

dah 2 taon 7 bulan aku kerja kat MAS lepas aku graduate dri UniKL .. kerja aku sbgai engineer pesat MAS ikot shift kalau masok pagi balek petang , kalau masok petang balek esok pagi la pulak. Ari2 tengok kapal terbang je. Naseb baek la dpt cuci mata tengok bidadari wrna merah , biru , coklat , oren turun dri kapal ari2 , wakaakak :)

Hidop aku happy go lucky smpai la satu ari tu mak aku tanya bila aku nak kawin , kalau x de calon mak boleh carikan ? pergh , kawen tu. Mak aku pon satu , tanyala bila aku nak tukar hp nokia c2 aku tu dgn samsung SV ke , senang sikit aku nak jawab. Aku diam je.

Esok nye time aku nak pi keje , mak aku tanya lagi. Aku ckp ' mak , kalau orang nak kawen orang cakap la kt mak , mak tunggu je la , orang x gila nak kawen lagi la. Lepas dri ari tu , mak aku x ckp ngan aku sampai seminggu wo. Last2 aku mengalah la , aku ckp kt mak aku ' omma , watashi tak nak pikir la psl kawen2 ni , watashi ikot la cakap omma , kalau omma ad calon , watashi stuju je la.

Aku ni memang dri dulu lagi susah nak rpt ngan pompuan. Maklumlah , dulu skolah all boys. Aku sebenranya ad minat kt sorang awek ni. Nama dia Shila. Shila ni FA AirAsia. Tpi memang pn.Nor kasi green light pon klau ak nk nikah ngan dia. Shila ni x penah nk tutup rambut perang dia tu , pakai baju pn ketat-ketat , kuku seminggu skali tukar kaler.


Aku selalu la dating ngan shila kt tepi hangar(tmpt parking peswt). Aku ni bukannya baek sgt pon dulu la , mase tu stkt pegang2 tgn shila ni dh biasa dah , Shila pon x kesah. Satu ari tu , enth cam mane aku x dpt thn nafsu , aku try la nak gedik2 ngan Shila ni , tibe2 ad la mkcik yg pakai baju cm cleaner lalu kt situ , terus aku cover. Pergh , malu siot kntoi ngan cleaner. Lps cleaner tu blah , aku tros masok balek workshop dlm ati aku ni , berdebr debar lak , cuak la.

Satu ari tu mak aku telepon aku , cakap dia dh ad calon. Dia suruh jumpa budak tu kt kedai kfc banting. Aku pon say ' okey omma '. Aku sebenarnya malas nak pergi.

( bayangan budak tu dlm minda aku - pn.nor's type )

Tpi memang naseb menyebelahi aku la , dan-dan je ad satu kpl ni kene servis. Aku ni pulak jenis yang pntingkn kerja so say hasta la vista la kt budk tu. Aku call budak tu cakap sori sgt2. Aku mintak kt dia jgn ckp kt mak aku yg aku x jumpa dia ari tu. Dia ckp okey.

Pertemuan kt kfc yg x jdi tu je la pertemuan aku ngan isteri aku sebelum kawen. Aku malas dh nk pikir psl hal kawen2 ni aku terus ckp ok kt mak aku. Aku suroh dia settlekan sume benda , bulan depan aku nikah. Aku nk buat simple2 je. Cukup dgn nikah , kenduri sikit dah selesai. Aku hulur je duit. Bakal besan aku pon x kesah.

Berbalik kpd citer bkl isteri aku , yg aku tau nama dia nurul. Dia tgh study kt australia amek course jdi cekgu bi. Dia tu muda 3 taon dri aku. Aku x penah la tengok muka dia. Bukan mak aku x de gmbr dia tpi aku segan la nk mintak. Jumpa memang x ar , dia kt Australia. Bukn ak x mampu pi sana , tpi entah malas. Aku pon bukan cinta dia. Yang aku tau ati mak aku epi n aku dh tunaikan kewajipan aku sbgai lelaki muslim.


Malam 26 September – aku pakai baju melayu wrna putih berkilat yg mak aku dh tempah dri kedai jahit salina. Kawan aku , Pian ngan Nas sibok sakat aku , aku diam je.

Pian : wei bob , ko x kesian ke kt isteri ko nnti , ko bukn suka dia pun.
Aku : La , lepas kawen nnti aku suka la dia klau x suk aku cerai je la
Nas : pale otak kau , ko ingt nikah cerai ni cm maen xbox ke , x suka boleh delete
Pian : nnti malam pertama ko cam ne ?
Aku : ??? macam mane lagi ? macam tu la , x kn aku nk trgkan kt ko kot
Pian : Ko kn x suka dia , x kn boleh jalan kot projek ?
Aku : Entah ? Tengok la cm ne nnti
Pian&Nas : speechless…

‘ Aku terima nikahnya Nurul Ariani binti Junud dengan mas kahwinnya tiga ratus ringgit tunai ‘ – alhamduillah , aku dh sah begelar suami ktika umur aku 27 taon. Aku cium dahi istri aku sarongkan cincin kt jari dia. Dia lak cium tgn aku. Time tu aku rasa sedih sgt. Ye la , baru aku rasa erti mnjadi sorang suami skrg. Cameraman suroh aku pndng muka dia. Dalm ati ni dh mcm bunti gendang cina taon baru je. Ye la first time tengok muka isteri.

!!! impossible , asl muka dia mcm mkcik yg pakai baju cleaner ari tu ? pelandok dua serupa kot. Cantik gak bini aku ni. Muka x de la putih sgt biasa2 je , bibir dia kira pass qualification aku la. Idong dia just perfect. Aku x kesah sgt , asl pakai tudung , sempurna fizikal dan akal , ad pljrn , lubang idong ad dua – dh sempurna jdi bini aku.

rase nye cukop smpai sini saje post ak utk malam ni.. ak chao dulu , nk basoh pinggan mgkuk yg belambak kt bwh

( lauk kenduri nikah aku - chicken chop hand made )




Cheer up!
Hasta la Vista

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Tuesday, 27 November 2012



ibu banyak anak.

You raise me up so I can stand on mountains
You raise me up to walk on stormy seas

I am strong when I am on your shoulders

You raise me up to more than I can be
( you raise me up by westlife )




assalamualaikum :-)

so , this is the second day of muharam's sunnat fasting and i miss it again because i wake up after a long sleep and daebak dream , feeling very hungry so a cup of ' kosong water ' become my victim . As a conclusion i cannot fast today as the clock say , " hey nas it is already 9 o'clock in the morning so let say hasta la vista to puasa sunat 10 Muharam , chill out baby " . 

To all muslim who manage to fasting on this day , congratulation is given to you from this humble creation of The Almighty and pray for Gaza ! . 

Back to the topic that will be discused for today , it is mainly about baby . No , no , no , I have yet to impregnate any woman but i want to share with readers about the meaning of being a mother from the view of a woman who has 16 children and she still want another child . I know about this daebak woman by reading Harian Metro . Tq :) 



This woman named Sue Radford . She lives with her big family in a house located at Morecambe , Lancashire , London . Many people called her ' Britain's Great Mother ' . Read the article below that was taken specially from Harian Metro .

LONDON: Women called "Super Mom Britain," Sue Radford, safely deliver her 16th child and do not plans to stop pregnant.

"I want to have more children," she told reporters yesterday.



The statement made Sue, 37, shortly after she and her youngest son, Casper, arrived at their home in Morecambe, Lancashire.

The house was once a child care center for less fortunate child.

Sue said, he was always fun to be a mother.


"We feel very lucky," she said. Sue pregnant for the first time at the age of 14 and since then, she and his partner, Noel, 41, is determined to raise their own eldest son, Chris, that is now 23 years old.

The decision was made because of Sue and Noel personally delivered to the adoptive family as soon as born. Sue and Noel married four years later and their second child, Sophie, 18, to follow, to be followed Chloe, 17; Jack, 15, Daniel, 13; Luke, 11; Millie, 10; Katie, 9: James, 8; Ellie, 7: Aimee, 6; Josh, 4; Max, 3, and Tilly May, 2.

15th child Sue and Noel, Oscar, born in October last year before Casper attend seven weeks ago.

Said Sue, Casper see the world just after she was 16 minutes in the delivery room. According to her , Casper is like a dream and the family enjoyed with complete joy.

"I become emotional when I see all the kids together.


"I know people are watching us and think some of these kids do not get the proper attention," she said.

However, Sue said, people do not understand how she and Noel have given full attention to the family to ensure their children grow up with love. Because of so many number of children, Sue and Noel use a mini bus to take them to any destination. They also spend 250 (RM1, 220) a week to buy food.

Every day, spent three loaves of bread and two cereal boxes and 10 liters of milk for breakfast.

Their regular meal using 16 pieces of pork, nearly 7 kilograms of potatoes, cabbage and three carrots 30. In the nine-bedroom house that, I assisted a washing machine and large fridge. Family is definitely getting crowded because Sophie had just given birth - thus becoming the first grandson of Sue and Noel. - TS

For me , the woman has shown to us the true meaning of being a mother . You don't have to deliver 16 or more baby but just spend more time with your children , try to listen to their problem and try to become a part of their life . Insyaallah , your child will always listen to you . 

Look at Sue , although she need to raise 16 child , imagine the amount of money to pay for food , bills , taxes and others . I think i can buy an iPad every year .

However , i still cannot understand why there are still cases of baby dumping in Malaysia . Well , Malaysia is an islmic country where most of the citizens practise islam in their life . The most shocking fact is most of the cases involve malay races that is almost all Malay is Islam . 

For example , this little cinnocent creature was found near a bus stop with a sad condition . 


Officer of the Social Welfare Department (JKM) Johor Bahru, Manayi Ibrahim said in the 6.30am incident, the baby was found by a police officer.

"Incidentally, the police officer to patrol the streets next to a bus in the residential area.

"The police officer was suspicious when discovered a white colored packing near bus huts and when opened, he was surprised to find the food storage container containing the baby," he said.

According Manayi, the baby was still unconsciousness.

Manayi said the police officer then refer the baby to hospital Sultanah Aminah (HSA) in Johor Bahru.

"The baby was lucky to to be saved in time. He was then given treatment in HSA and the his situation is now stable.

"Light-skinned and cute baby was named Adam Qayum and is now under the care of JKM," he said.

According Manayi, Adam was believed become the victim of neglect by the parents and if he is late to be  discovered, he could not be saved.

Manayi also said, Adam was found without any information about his parents and Manayi ask for help from the public with relevant information about Adam's family to come forward and save this innocent life. You can contact him by call number 07-2232607.

Sincerely , if i am capable to adopt him , i will do it . It is because he is innocent and he is soo cute :).

Rasulullah pernah bersabda :
" Sesungguhnya setiap bayi yang lahir itu fitrah(suci). Kedua ibubapanyalah yang mendidiknya menjadi Yahudi, Nasrani atau Majusi "

That's all from me ,


Cheer up !
Hasta la Vista :)

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Saturday, 24 November 2012



1433H

 I am who I am
And you can't change me
I've done what I can

And I'll stand my ground
( i am who i am by LEE RYAN )


assalamualaikum :-)

so , it has been a long time since i updated this blog .. Hepi Maal Hijrah to all muslims around the world and i hope we can change our behaviour from bad to good together from now on with bless from the almighty , allah s.w.t . The year of 1433H has left me with a sea of unforgetful memory . So many things have occured throughout this memorable year . This year i have officially became 16 years old and have entered the world of teenager . I meet with new friends came from all over malaysia , new teachers that have many behaviours , new subjects that try to kill me until now , new dormmate which i never imagine that i will stay in a dorm with them , new responsibility as a librarian , new problems , new competitions , new imaginations and also new sins . 

This year i also made a suprise to myself. I change my course from Pure Science to Technical Science. That decision was not an easy to made. I had a blast conversation with my dad and finally alhamdulillah he believe in me and give me permission to continue my study in Technical Science.


What is Technical Science ? In my school , student who takes this course is called ' budak tekno ' which means someone who is learning about engineering stuff. Throughout the year as a form 4 student, i learn about bahasa melayu , english , history , islamic study , modern math , additional math , physic , chemistry , engineering drawing and also engineering technology . The different between ' budak tekno ' and ' budak bio ' is ' budak tekno ' learn more about engineering stuff likes how to draw an engineering drawing , how to understand engines , how to do leveling while ' budak bio ' learn biology subject that is mostly about what is inside our body and also living things around us. For me , sincerely i am more interested in biology as in this subject we learn to apreciate our life and be grateful with what we have. However , i became bored as time goes by so i decided to change to ' budak tekno '. Many of my friend keep asking me why ? i just said i don't know :)

To succeed, we must first believe that we can - Michael Korda

I believe that i can score an excellent result in SPM next year although i am an engineering student and stdying in the second class nex year which is 5.5 . Oh , i forget to share my final year examination result , i got 1A-,2B+,1B,1C+,2C,2E and 1G. I am ranked 10th in my class , 65th in my batch , and 7728th in SBP. My GPK is 5.4 . For me it is the worst result i ever get in my life. No one should be blame. I blame my self for my mistake and my ego. 

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend - Albert Camus 


Thank you to my friend who accompany me throughout this year , thank you to my batch , TIME0913 who accept my in this big family . Thank you to :

>faiz,farishan,acap,gori:my best buddy
>aling,fakhrul,amir,prek,fadzrul,manz,nabil,acap,budak dorm D204:my laughing buddy
>adil,syahmi,mus,khairul:my silat buddy
>budak 4.3&4.5:my classmate
>budak TIME0913:my big family
>bella,pia,anith:my pompom girl
>nisa:my long-time-no-see friend



in conclusion , thanks to people around me who still believe in islam and practise islam in life. 

Cheer Up ! 






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Friday, 23 November 2012



ALL in ONE
assalamualaikum dan selamat hari raya
kpd semua muslim , keluarga dan kawan2 
x kesah la yang kenal ke tak asal pose aritu
penuh or tinggal krana bersebab

dah lame dah tak post something kt blog ni
internet slow sikit lewat minggu ni 
penyakit malas pon bru bertandang 
homework , nota2 tu pon menghalang
jemari jemari ni dri terus menaip

walaupun dah raya ke enam tetap nk
ucap selamat hari raya ya !!
gambar raya x da la wei , kamera 
pecah jatoh longkang kt R&R


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Thursday, 23 August 2012



pantun-semesta
assalamualaikum w.b.t

ni nak cite pasal karnival bahasa melayu
peringkat daerah raub tahun 2011 yang telah berlangsung
dengan jayanya di RMC ( royal mahmud college ) 
a.k.a
SMK MAHMUD ... 

alhamdulillah kejayaan yang cemerlang 
telah berpihak kepada pasukan pantun , bahas ala parlimen , 
forum remaja ,sahibba , sajak , dan juga 
pidato diraja sekolaha menengah 
sains tengku abdullah , raub ... 
pasukan pantun dan forum berjaya ke peringkat negeri 
manakala pasukan bahas tidak dibenarkan ke peringkat negeri 
atas alasan semesta merupakan SBP ...
walaubagaimanapun .. 

semesta is the best !!!
* sdikit gambar buat tatapan 
( tq utk sape2 yg upload gmbr ni kt fb ) 

 johan daerah - forum remaja

 pemantun dan pembahas terbaik daerah 2012

 johan daerah - pantun
 johan daerah - bahas ala parlimen

 separuh akhir - semesta vs TKC ( tengku kudin collegue )

 
eating with passion

 no comment

gambar senget , x tau kenapa

* semoga kejayaan yang cemerlang terus berulang
di peringkat negeri .. amin ...

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Saturday, 17 March 2012